Today we were at the cinema - we wanted to see Persepolis, but for some reason we were late. (...)
The only film that ran in the near future, a German / American fantasy film called "Name of the King" was.
We decided that the thing a chance give, and I'm soo happy! The film was really the worst I've seen in a long long time! And I love bad movies! So, if they * really * are classically bad, so they seriously meant, and it is incredibly funny.
why not be angry if I can have on the film not a single good word.
So, the setting is the classic medieval world, there is a like a low budget Middle-earth.
start with the Cast:
Jason Statham - Bruce Willis-blending, a farmer named Farmer. (Ernsthaft!)
He does not know who his father. Without another word
about the film knowing someone wants to make a guess? Who is the father of the Main Characters: A) The baker B) The Müller C) Immaculate Conception
D) KING
The hero's wife:
Claire Forlani. Passive. Is kidnapped, rum howls, squints, drops and pass out ... Mainly optical surface.
cheap Eowyn
One to one from Lord of the Rings.
After a half-hearted suicide attempt, they at one time a ball hairstyle (hochzustecken hair so take hours), a suit of armor and sets out to battle. She will also (a little late, probably because of the hair) but totally in vain, because either I've slept through the scene, or it has not participated in any single battle ...
And what film are copied as well:
Finally, a short side trip to Matrix:
According to Christian is not one in fantasy films because of the profound dialogues. The authors know this probably.
representative of the whole movie here, a detail of a battle (massacre takes 80% of movie time)
The hero and his friend fight side by side against Krug's that are just like orcs, not only copyright protected.
It may not inject blood, because the film is from 12 To underscore the intensity of the fight yet, the camara zooms in for a friend of the hero. Multitasking capabilities, as he is, he swings his sword, and can also talk with the hero: "These monsters you fight without rhyme or reason!"
Kamara swing a hero. Sweat on the forehead, music takes a break. After thinking a second he has the saving knowledge. "Perhaps - because there are so many!"
summary, we can not say fairer than the words of the evil sorcerer Gallian who comes in the final battle roar to the following realization: "I am beyond good and evil !!!!!"!
